Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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You were made perfectly to be loved...Colors, like features, follow the changes of the emotions...Love yourself for who you are, and trust me...The difficulty, the ordeal, is to start...There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story...When a management with a reputation for brilliance...
