Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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Concision in style, precision in thought...At the center of your being you have the answer...It is a wise father that knows his own child...If my critics saw me walking over the Thames...Whenever I feel the need to exercise...Riding a bicycle is the summit of human endeavour...
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