Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives...Crystallize your goals. Make a plan for achieving them...Any type of political ideology is going to have a lot...Let no one who loves be unhappy...I think what makes 'Jeopardy!' special...Wise sayings often fall on barren ground...
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