Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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When I was a kid, Disney was one of my gods...We have seen the most difficult times...Eventually though, I'd like to have my own production...Intelligent or not, we all make mistakes...A good job is more than just a paycheck...I see dead people...
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