Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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Simplicity is the glory of expression...He had not yet learned that the only safe male rebuke...Patience is the companion...Standing as I do, with my hand upon this staff...Life was always a matter of waiting...Happiness is when what you think, what you say...
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