Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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Do what you say you're going to do...A hero is somebody who voluntarily walks...Too many people today know the price of everything...You work hard, you sacrifice for everything you do...Don't cry because it's over...Charity begins at home, but should not end there...
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