Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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Only a crazy person wouldn't fear approaching a car...Mastery is great, but even that is not enough...Honesty is more than not lying. It is truth telling...I am in you and you in me, mutual in divine love...If you are going to achieve excellence in big things...Racism is still with us. But it is up to us...
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