Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
More quotes and aphorisms
I am a huge, huge fan of the plain white tee...All God wants of man is a peaceful heart...So comes snow after fire...One must ask children and birds how cherries...While all other sciences have advanced...There is a fine line between censorship and good taste...
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