Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
More quotes and aphorisms
Difficulties are things that show a person what they are...I love playing ego and insecurity combined...Taking something from one man and making it worse...We cling to our own point of view, as though everything...Never interrupt your enemy...Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces...
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