Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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It seems like I've been writing since birth!...This is no time for ease and comfort...Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism...Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity...You can be very wild and still be very wise...I am what I am, I'm doing very well in my life...
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