Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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People are incapable of stereotyping you...Some days, 24 hours is too much to stay...My fellow Americans, we are and always will be...The point of the feminist movement wasn't simply...If a country is to be corruption free...We need to make sure we're all working together...
