Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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The power of the priesthood heals...All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much...Living your life in the public eye is a greater burden...A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin...The world of men is dreaming, it has gone mad...I only regret that I have but one life to lose...
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