Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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Do activities you're passionate about...There is no ghost so difficult to lay as the ghost...I know my soul is beautiful; I know I'm a good person...I want to be a simple bride when I get married...My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny...When we speak we are afraid our words...
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