Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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Poetry is not only dream and vision...We were eighteen and had begun to love life and the world...Rest when you're weary. Refresh and renew yourself...I walk on a stage, and I know if it's been a good show...I love the simplicity and freedom of running...What is life? A madness. What is life? An illusion...