Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower...I have great faith in fools...Matching your hat to your shoe to your bag...If man doesn't learn to treat the oceans...Our time on Earth is so random...I try to be grateful for the abundance of the blessings...