Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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I have lived too long to cherish many illusions...It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse...Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate...Be kind, don't judge, and have respect for others...The more time you spend contemplating...Remember what is unbecoming to do...
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