Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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When we grow old, there can only be one regret...What is love? It is the morning and the evening star...Spanish children are too often ill-cared for...A hypocrite despises those whom he deceives...Keep things at arm's length...Good teachers know how to bring out the best...
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