Henny Youngman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
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There are 30,000 days in your life...Black women are programmed to define ourselves...I had a marketing idea that everybody hated...Ah! What a fine day...A house is not a home unless it contains food...Sculpture is an art of the open air...
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