Erma Bombeck
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There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me."
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