Erma Bombeck
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
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I'm fascinated by power, especially veiled power...I was training to be an electrician...Caffeine. The gateway drug...Women, teenagers, we have to really empower...Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them...Most folks are as happy as they make up...
