Erma Bombeck
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
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The Lord gets his best soldiers out of the highlands...Just as the common law derives from ancient precedents...I look askance at any movement which assists...I'm always shocked when I get an invitation...Life is one big road with lots of signs...A hair divides what is false and true...