Erma Bombeck
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
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A good action is never lost; it is a treasure...Success is having to worry about every damn thing...I sometimes have a tendency to walk on the dark side...But why, why?...I want you to laugh and cry. That's what I do...In human intercourse the tragedy begins...