Erma Bombeck
There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
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When you please others in hopes of being accepted...To provoke dreams of terror in the slumber of prosperity...Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy...The graveyards are full of indispensable men...If you want something said, ask a man...Be miserable. Or motivate yourself...