Erma Bombeck
There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
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All God wants of man is a peaceful heart...When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot...Courtesy is as much a mark of a gentleman as courage...Your attitude is like a box of crayons...Start by doing what's necessary...I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car...