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Nobody just leaves medical school, especially given it's fiercely competitive to get in. But I had a sister who was a doctor, another who was a pharmacist, a brother who was an engineer. So my parents already had sensible children who would be able to make an actual living, and I think they felt comfortable sacrificing their one strange child.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

Rodney Dangerfield

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You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor'.

Abe Lemons

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Henny Youngman

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Myself when young did eagerly frequent doctor and saint, and heard great argument about it and about: but evermore came out by the same door as in I went.

Omar Khayyam

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My parents told me I would become a doctor and then in my spare time I would become a concert pianist. So, both my day job and my spare time were sort of taken care of.

Amy Tan

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I am a doctor — it's a profession that may be considered a special mission, a devotion. It calls for involvement, respect and willingness to help all other people.

Ewa Kopacz

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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Orson Welles

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A teacher must believe in the value and interest of his subject as a doctor believes in health.

Gilbert Highet

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Erma Bombeck

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The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.

Arthur Schopenhauer

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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

Abe Lemons

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Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.

Hippocrates

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The idea of winning a doctor's degree gradually assumed the aspect of a great moral struggle, and the moral fight possessed immense attraction for me.

Elizabeth Blackwell

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It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.

Norman Cousins

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In Kenya, I met wonderful girls; girls who wanted to help their communities. I was with them in their school, listening to their dreams. They still have hope. They want to be doctor and teachers and engineers.

Malala Yousafzai

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I once wrote that Lord Moran, Churchill's doctor, had doctored his diaries as well as his famous patient. That was true but unfair. Although their authenticity as contemporary, daily accounts is often questionable, the observations are quite wonderful.

Nigel Hamilton

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The type of leukemia that I am dealing with is treatable. So if I do what my doctors tell me to do — get my blood checked regularly, take my meds and consult with my doctor and follow any additional instructions he might make — I will be able to maintain my good health and live my life with a minimum of disruptions to my lifestyle.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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There is no employing class, no working class, no farming class. You may pigeonhole a man or woman as a farmer or a worker or a professional man or an employer or even a banker. But the son of the farmer will be a doctor or a worker or even a banker, and his daughter a teacher. The son of a worker will be an employer — or maybe president.

Herbert Hoover

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A doctor does not ask about political views and opinions — that is how I understand my role.

Ewa Kopacz

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