Abe Lemons

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There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

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You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor'.

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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

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