“ALF”
Look at this, they've got me wired for cable! Let's see, which was the button for a cheeseburger?
More quotes and aphorisms
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make...It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that...Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass...Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit...A large income is the best recipe for happiness...We shall find peace. We shall hear angels...