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Hmmm, immediate gratification versus long term security... I'M THINKING, I'M THINKING!

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Settled, lets hit the bricks with this scum! Do we get to carry clubs?

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I tried to puree a rock... it didn't work.

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You want me to press my lips up against your forehead?

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Orphins have to eat gruel, and tap-dance with mops!

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You wanted me to use a flash?!?

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Fine, don't believe me! They didn't believe the boy who cried wolf!

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Oreos!?! My kinda people!

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Never mind the curtains, put me out!

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Grease fire, grease fire!

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ALF: Never mind, I'll make a peanut butter sandwich, where's the blender?
Kate: Try it without the blender this time, and don't get hair in the peanut butter jar.

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Did you say I should get hair in the peanut butter, or I shouldn't?

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I learned one thing about eating jigsaw puzzles... An hour later, you're hungry again.

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No problem, just leave me the keys to the liquor cabinet!

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Hey, don't worry about the old ALFer... Channel 9 is running Psycho!

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Brilliant! This and the letter 'I' in one day.

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Yo, Lucky my man!

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Let's have a snack now, we'll get friendly later. You got a cat?

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Help, help, I'm stuck in the outhouse!

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Now tell me you love me!

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