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With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

Abraham Lincoln


We are not here to laugh.

Charles de Gaulle


I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

Audrey Hepburn


The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.

Oliver Goldsmith


If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.

Tom Hanks


I've known my best friend since I was a baby, and I don't know what I would do without her. She is always straight with me and can make me laugh hysterically. Everyone should have someone like that in their life.

Jasmine Guinness


When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.

John Adams


I want you to laugh and cry. That's what I do.

Penny Marshall


The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool.

George Santayana


I just love being able to create and make things that inspire and that make people laugh, and my motivation to keep going is to make more opportunities to do that.

Amanda Seales


Laugh — quotes and aphorisms

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous.

David Icke


My own laugh is the real thing and I've had it all my life.

Phyllis Diller


If you saw pictures of me as a kid, you'd laugh because I was always in football kit.

Katarina Johnson-Thompson


My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

Jim Davis


I always worried I'd forget my lines or say the wrong words or the audience would laugh in the wrong places.

Lawrence Welk


What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

Steve Martin


Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

Dr. Seuss


To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

Charlie Chaplin


First, I want to pay tribute to Diana myself. She was an exceptional and gifted human being. In good times and bad, she never lost her capacity to smile and laugh, nor to inspire others with her warmth and kindness. I admired and respected her — for her energy and commitment to others, and especially for her devotion to her two boys.

Queen Elizabeth II


Nothing better than a good laugh and giggling over a whole bunch of nothing.

Yolanda Hadid

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