Laugh
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
I want you to laugh and cry. That's what I do.
The burden of the self is lightened with I laugh at myself.
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.
I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter.
Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
I always worried I'd forget my lines or say the wrong words or the audience would laugh in the wrong places.
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool.
The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things.
My children are the reason I laugh, smile and want to get up every morning.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
I'm not saying that putting on makeup will change the world or even your life, but it can be a first step in learning things about yourself you may never have discovered otherwise. At worst, you could make a big mess and have a good laugh.
I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent — a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident — that is very sexy — but at the same time, he's very kind to people.
If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.
If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?
If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.
Nothing better than a good laugh and giggling over a whole bunch of nothing.