Kinky Friedman

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I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

Young people are the key to this election.