Kinky Friedman
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
More quotes and aphorisms
The only way to keep your health is to eat...Where are the people? It's a little lonely in the desert...There are three rules for writing a novel...Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive...Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody...Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt...
