Kinky Friedman
I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
More quotes and aphorisms
It is not wisdom but Authority that makes a law...Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled...I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife...There can be no happiness if the things we believe...One good thing about music...I believe that all roads lead to the same place...