Kinky Friedman
I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
More quotes and aphorisms
I have learned to hate all traitors...I'm a happy person but an angry citizen...Get your stinking paws off me...Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate...If you represent a fantasy for the people...I like tea and yoga, but I don't do yoga...
