My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the loquacious, is a genius or a hero.
I bought a company in the mid-'90s called Dexter Shoe and paid $400 million for it. And it went to zero. And I gave about $400 million worth of Berkshire stock, which is probably now worth $400 billion. But I've made lots of dumb decisions. That's part of the game.
When you're young, you look at television and think, there's a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a little older, you realize that's not true. The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want.
No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don't ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives.
If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.
I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.