Dogs
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Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you. Give me a pig! He looks you in the eye and treats you as an equal.
There is this myth, that America is a melting pot, but what happens in assimilation is that we end up deliberately choosing the American things - hot dogs and apple pie - and ignoring the Chinese offerings.
It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person's life around is difficult, but rescuers with commitment and time and a few dollars can radically alter the fate of a dog. And there are millions of dogs — nearly 10 million in the shelter system, many others mistreated in private homes — in need of rescuing.
The Perfect Dog is an enticing fantasy pooch. It's the dog that instantly learns to pee outdoors, never menaces or frightens children, plays gently with other dogs, won't jump on the UPS guy, never rolls in gross things, eats only the appropriate food at the right time, and never chews anything not meant for him. This dog does not exist.
When you write about animals, of course, you are really writing about the people who love and live with them. Animals mirror and reveal us. Dogs in particular are often reflections of us, and what we need them to be.
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
I love slippers, but I have five dogs. So unfortunately, I have a lot of single slippers.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
My health is wonderful. I work out. I'm working. Playing music. I have a beautiful wife, a nice home, a nice car, I got money in the bank. I got three beautiful dogs that love me. Like I said, I'm blessed. I survived.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.