Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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I do not believe that civilization will be wiped out...Abundance is a process of letting go...Charity begins at home, and justice begins next door...If you have the opportunity to play this game of life...When power leads man toward arrogance...Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful...