Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed...We must accept finite disappointment...I was not naturally talented...Grab the broom of anger and drive off...Kind words do not cost much...Do not wait; the time will never be 'just right'...