Ogden Nash
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
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Life is short and you've got to get the most out of it...No, I regret nothing, all I regret is having been born...When I started counting my blessings...Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage...We should look to the mind, and not to the outward...Have a strong mind and a soft heart...