Ogden Nash
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
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Darling, the legs aren't so beautiful, I just know...A child who is allowed to be disrespectful...When I was growing up, I used to watch...It is a true saying...Good manners sometimes means simply putting up...Every word, facial expression, gesture, or action...
