Quotes from movies
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ALF: Putting humans in charge of the earth, is the cosmic equivalence of letting Eddie Murphy direct.
ALF: I wasn't known on Melmac as the whiz kid for my scholastic ability.
ALF: A minute and a half, Luckmiester, then I'll be down on you like a buzzard on a gut wagon.
ALF: On Melmac, we have 1st class, 2nd class and ham.
ALF: Willie. If a window was broken in the woods, but there was no-one there to hear it, would it really be broken?
Willie: If you were in the woods.
Willie: Stay away from the window, we've got a very nosy neighbor - Mrs. Ochmonek.
ALF: Ochmonek? Sounds like a typo.
Brian: ALF wouldn't eat Lucky, would he?
ALF: I'm not saying nothing until I speak to my attorney.
ALF: I know my rights, I watch People's Court.
ALF: [about Lucky] Last time I saw him he was high-tailing it out the window.
Willie: And why was that?
ALF: Cause I was chasing him with a fork.
A life without cause is a life without effect.
I'm king of the world!
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
Nobody puts "Baby" in a corner.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Snap out of it!
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
I feel the need — the need for speed!
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Who's on First?
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