“ALF”
ALF: [about Lucky] Last time I saw him he was high-tailing it out the window.
Willie: And why was that?
ALF: Cause I was chasing him with a fork.
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Our prayers should be for blessings in general...Go ahead...A friend is what the heart needs all the time...Praise the sea, on shore remain...Without music, life would be a mistake...I probably get strangers coming up to me two or three...
