“ALF”
ALF: [about Lucky] Last time I saw him he was high-tailing it out the window.
Willie: And why was that?
ALF: Cause I was chasing him with a fork.
More quotes and aphorisms
You can't cross the sea...It is not wisdom but Authority that makes a law...Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk...Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury...All that I am, or hope to be...Sticking to your values, listening to your instincts...
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