“ALF”
ALF: [about Lucky] Last time I saw him he was high-tailing it out the window.
Willie: And why was that?
ALF: Cause I was chasing him with a fork.
More quotes and aphorisms
My goal was never to be the loudest or the craziest...I like to keep a book underneath the pillow...The most splendid achievement of all is the constant...Winning is the science of being totally prepared...There are people who are unhappy with everything...Our lives are not determined by what happens to us...
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