“ALF”
ALF: [about Lucky] Last time I saw him he was high-tailing it out the window.
Willie: And why was that?
ALF: Cause I was chasing him with a fork.
More quotes and aphorisms
Sustaining true friendship is a lot more challenging...So long as we can lose any happiness, we possess some...We must not be hampered by yesterday's myths...When you fish for love, bait with your heart...I think any woman who has felt violated...Laura's very curious...
