“ALF”
ALF: [about Lucky] Last time I saw him he was high-tailing it out the window.
Willie: And why was that?
ALF: Cause I was chasing him with a fork.
More quotes and aphorisms
When you're with Chris Wylde...Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions...Ask not what you can do for your country...The father is always a Republican toward his son...A good husband makes a good wife...Try to leave the Earth a better place...
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