“ALF”
ALF: [about Lucky] Last time I saw him he was high-tailing it out the window.
Willie: And why was that?
ALF: Cause I was chasing him with a fork.
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The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are...Truth is more of a stranger...Each goodly thing is hardest to begin...The greatest destroyer of peace is abortion...A leader is one who knows the way...Fitness starts at home...
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