“ALF”
ALF: [about Lucky] Last time I saw him he was high-tailing it out the window.
Willie: And why was that?
ALF: Cause I was chasing him with a fork.
More quotes and aphorisms
Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat...Price is what you pay. Value is what you get...As an actor, you come in contact with so many...Discontent is the first necessity of progress...Go back to the tent...Hey, don't worry...
