“ALF”
Willie: Stay away from the window, we've got a very nosy neighbor - Mrs. Ochmonek.
ALF: Ochmonek? Sounds like a typo.
More quotes and aphorisms
The American flag is the symbol of our freedom...When you read about the lives of other people...Uncertainty is the worst of all evils...Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with...Expect the best, prepare for the worst...Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company...