“ALF”
Willie: Stay away from the window, we've got a very nosy neighbor - Mrs. Ochmonek.
ALF: Ochmonek? Sounds like a typo.
More quotes and aphorisms
To get rich, you have to be making money...Experience is the teacher of all things...Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery...If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy...Health is not valued till sickness comes...What is government itself but the greatest of all...
