“ALF”
Willie: Stay away from the window, we've got a very nosy neighbor - Mrs. Ochmonek.
ALF: Ochmonek? Sounds like a typo.
More quotes and aphorisms
I've heard 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' read, and I tell you...Nothing has more strength than dire necessity...I cannot even imagine where I would be today...Every man has the right to risk his own life...We are victims of evil customs...Have a heart that never hardens...