“ALF”
Willie: Stay away from the window, we've got a very nosy neighbor - Mrs. Ochmonek.
ALF: Ochmonek? Sounds like a typo.
More quotes and aphorisms
Love God; love others; do your best in all you do...Do not let your hearts be troubled...Many Western nations have made significant gains...Posterity! You will never know how much it cost...Life did not intend to make us perfect...For every minute, the future is becoming the past...