“ALF”
Kate: ALF, you can use the portable TV in the bedroom.
ALF: But it's too small. It makes everyone look like Danny DeVito.
More quotes and aphorisms
To be a good actor... it is necessary to have a firmly...A fool and his money...Reality is merely an illusion...Let no such man be trusted...Be sure you put your feet in the right place...Luck can often mean simply taking advantage...