“ALF”
Kate: ALF, you can use the portable TV in the bedroom.
ALF: But it's too small. It makes everyone look like Danny DeVito.
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I want to state upfront, unequivocally and without...George Bush doesn't care about black people...The stars don't look bigger, but they do look brighter...I believe cats to be spirits come to earth...We can learn something new anytime...Flattery corrupts both the receiver and the giver...
