“ALF”
Kate: ALF, you can use the portable TV in the bedroom.
ALF: But it's too small. It makes everyone look like Danny DeVito.
More quotes and aphorisms
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard...Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness...Never complain and never explain...Family and friendships are two of the greatest...A desire to be observed, considered, esteemed...If you have accomplished all that you have planned...
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