Demetri Martin
My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem — just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope'.
More quotes and aphorisms
You look in my room and it looks neat enough...Women speak two languages...I really think there are many great organizations...You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist...When you write down your ideas...Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas...
Loading ...