Demetri Martin
My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem — just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope'.
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The sky is always there for me, while my life...I don't follow any system. All the laws you can lay...You have to be fast on your feet and adaptive...It is very important to know who you are...Put your money...There are two schools of thought...
