Mark Twain
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Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.