Mark Twain
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A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

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It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.

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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.

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A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.

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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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