Mark Twain
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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If you are really thankful, what do you do?...You can't cross the sea...I get bored real easy. I'm so used to L.A....Having children is my greatest achievement...I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth...So I say to you, Ask and it will be given to you...
