Chauncey Mitchell Depew
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
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When we assumed the Soldier...In my own relationships, I know that I should break up...The wrongdoer is more unfortunate...Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat...It always surprises me how much my followers...Never comment on a woman's rear end...