Prayer is a strong wall and fortress of the church; it is a goodly Christian weapon.

Martin Luther


The power of an air force is terrific when there is nothing to oppose it.

Winston Churchill


Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.

Nelson Mandela


ALF: [slowly enters kitchen] The Great Orange hunter stalks his prey.
[opens fridge]
ALF: Ah, he sees it. The illusive loin of Pork the most prized catch in the refridgidary jungle. What's this?
[picks a note off the food and reads it]
ALF: "ALF don't eat this" Why would I eat this?
[throws away the note]
ALF: Ever so deftly the great orange hunter maneuvers his weapon. He strikes.
[as he does this an earthquake starts]
ALF: Whoa. Has the hunter angered the gods? Okay, I won't eat pork.



The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

Mark Twain

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