“ALF”
ALF: [slowly enters kitchen] The Great Orange hunter stalks his prey.
[opens fridge]
ALF: Ah, he sees it. The illusive loin of Pork the most prized catch in the refridgidary jungle. What's this?
[picks a note off the food and reads it]
ALF: "ALF don't eat this" Why would I eat this?
[throws away the note]
ALF: Ever so deftly the great orange hunter maneuvers his weapon. He strikes.
[as he does this an earthquake starts]
ALF: Whoa. Has the hunter angered the gods? Okay, I won't eat pork.
More quotes and aphorisms
Sometimes you just have to let go of the old...We're all in this together. We're all sinners...The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader...A failure is not always a mistake...Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way...The follies which a man regrets the most in his life...
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