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Steve Martin
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Nothing I do is done by popular demand.

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I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive.

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

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You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies — all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

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When I was in college, I really liked poetry. I don't read much anymore.

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Bad psychoanalysis would say I enjoyed pleasing people, working really hard and pleasing people, which is probably related to my father in some way. But I really liked working hard. When I worked at Disneyland, I'd do 12 hours straight and go home thrilled.

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Tweeting is really only good for one thing — it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.

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