Steve Martin
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When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I would've had a chance. Because that's where my real heart was.

In my banjo show with the Steep Canyon Rangers, I do comedy during that show. It'd be absurd just to stand there mute and play 25 banjo songs.

I've run into people in my life who were so dramatic; people who are so extreme and so frustrating to be around that you end up thinking about them and talking about them for literally years after your experience with them is over. I've had that happen to me, and I've seen it happen to other people. I find it fascinating.

Nothing I do is done by popular demand.

With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies — all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.