Steve Martin
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I loved doing 'Pennies from Heaven'. Because you have to understand that I'd been doing comedy for 15 to 20 years, and suddenly along came the opportunity to do this beautiful film. It was so emotional to me. I loved it. I don't think it was a good career move, but I have no regrets about doing it.

I would get records by Earl Scruggs... I would tune my banjo down and I'd pick out the songs note by note. Learned how to play that way. I persevered. There was a book written by Pete Seeger, who showed you some basic strumming and some basic picking... And I kind of worked out my own style of playing.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

The banjo is truly an American instrument, and it captures something about our past.

I was always a huge fan of E. E. Cummings. He did a series of lectures at Harvard or Princeton, and they were recorded. And they were incredibly moving.

With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook.