Steve Martin
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Life is divided into three terms — that which was...The mortal mind alone cannot devise an answer...Traditions are our roots and a profile of who we are...I have been through some terrible things...There is nothing more miserable in the world...I always cheer up immensely if an attack...
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