Steve Martin
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
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The real problem is not whether machines think...Every breath we take, every step we make...You want me to press my lips up...If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny...When you practice gratefulness...If this is coffee, please bring me some tea...
