Steve Martin
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
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I dated a lot, but I never really had anyone...The man of virtue...I am one of the lucky people in the world...Why does the eye see a thing more clearly in dreams...I like styling girls that don't normally dress...You must not lose faith in humanity...
