Steve Martin
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
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My parents are the last of the middle class...The only real power comes out of a long rifle...For a bird, especially for the more musically inventive...Idleness of the mind is much worse than that...At every step the child should be allowed to meet...My interest generally is the hidden Americans...
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