Steve Martin
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
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People can judge me for what I've done...I do a lot of mixed martial arts...There are no free lunches in life. You have to earn it...Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge...I always complain because I'm old now...There can be no happiness if the things we believe...
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