Steve Martin
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
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Anytime you ride against the best in the world...If I miss anything about the sport...We are a country where people of all backgrounds...I have learned not to worry about love...I was brought up in an era when thrift was...Money doesn't mean anything to me...