Steve Martin
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
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Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come...If we lose the war in the air we lose the war...You don't have to make rude noises...Never turn down a job because you think it's too small...New Year's Day. A fresh start. A new chapter in life...The beginning of wisdom is to desire it...
