Steve Martin
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
More quotes and aphorisms
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act...No more than these machines need the mathematician...Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted...When you write down your ideas...You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light...Keep all special thoughts and memories for lifetimes...
