Steve Martin
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
More quotes and aphorisms
My intensity is my greatest strength...We all die. The goal isn't to live forever...Love is not altogether a delirium...Sam Cooke had a huge influence on me...Obedience to lawful authority is the foundation...The flower which is single need not envy the thorns...
