Milton Berle

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison — if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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Laughter is an instant vacation.

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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

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