A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison — if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Laughter is an instant vacation.
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
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