Milton Berle
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison — if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
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If people should ever start to do...This is a jigsaw puzzle...When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick...You're never too old, too wacky, too wild...You don't always win your battles, but it's good...No woman in my time will be prime minister...
