A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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