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George Burns

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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

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I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

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Be quick to learn and wise to know.

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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

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I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now — I'm booked.

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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

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