I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now — I'm booked.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
George Burns — quotes and aphorisms
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.