George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I started doing stand up when I was 19...I learned a few years ago that balance is the key...True originality consists not in a new manner...Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul...You have to take all the ups and downs...If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door...
