Doug Larson

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.