Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!