Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
More quotes and aphorisms
Stupidity is a talent for misconception...Anger and intolerance are the enemies...He bore no grudge against those he had wronged...One day in 1984, at the height of his fame...The pain of parting is nothing to the joy...I think that's one of the greatest gifts you get...