Andy Rooney
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.
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Happiness is the only good...Men speak of natural rights, but I challenge...The pessimist complains about the wind...Every new car, you open the door, and you look...The crest and crowning of all good...I love performing, and I love being in front of people...
