“ALF”
ALF: We only have ten major organs, eight of which are stomachs.
Willie: I would have guessed all ten.
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I been a long time leaving but I'm going to be...It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver...I want to live my life so that my nights are not full...Say not you know another entirely till you have divided...Iron rusts from disuse; water loses its purity...Yeah, I wasn't chosen to be first...
