“ALF”
ALF: We only have ten major organs, eight of which are stomachs.
Willie: I would have guessed all ten.
More quotes and aphorisms
When I started counting my blessings...I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize...Nothing is more obstinate than a fashionable consensus...Exposure from a young age to the realities of the world...The flower that smells the sweetest is shy and lowly...We grow small trying to be great...
