W. C. Fields
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
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Let us be thankful for the fools...When you call yourself an Indian or a Muslim...When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink...To enjoy good health...I love cats because I enjoy my home...There is no greater harm than that of time wasted...
