Andy Rooney
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
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You have brains in your head...Humanity is actually under the control of dinosaur-like...The legendary tumbleweed is really a nurse crop...Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty...Try to keep your soul young...To live alone is the fate of all great souls...
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