Drunk
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?
Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when you drink your way out of a hangover and aren't yet drunk all over again. The alcoholic's day consists of trying to keep that window open.
Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
It is the hour to be drunken! To escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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