Phyllis Diller
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
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The story of FDR as U.S. Commander in Chief...Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly?...You've got to be one that, wherever you are...Deliberation is the work of many men...The deepest desire of the human spirit...One of the biggest curses from which India is suffering...
