Phyllis Diller
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
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In my school, the brightest boys did math and physics...Passion is what gets you through the hardest times...Unfortunately, if you've ever been in southern Georgia...I think what makes 'Jeopardy!' special...A really great talent finds its happiness in execution...Your words are my food, your breath my wine...