Phyllis Diller
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
More quotes and aphorisms
The Iraq War was the first conflict in western history...Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier...The guerrilla fighters should be required to go to bed...If you were to ask me if I'd ever had the bad luck...Effective use of technology is important...I don't sound like other people. My voice isn't as loud...
