Phyllis Diller
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
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As you emphasize your life, you must localize...For the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror...The human race is a herd. Here we are, unique...For black and brown people, caring for ourselves...To attain inner peace you must actually give your life...I'm ridiculously fortunate to get a chance...