Phyllis Diller
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
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To give real service you must add something...Just when I think I have learned the way to live...Our patience will achieve more than our force...I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee...Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid...Finance is not merely about making money...