Phyllis Diller
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
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My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness...In 1974/75, I spent a sabbatical year...The books that everybody admires are those...If you change the way you look at things...I think it's an enormous blessing to be the child...But friendship is precious, not only in the shade...