Joan Rivers
I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
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I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love...Money was never a big motivation for me...The graveyards are full of indispensable men...Well, ALF, while we're gone...Death may be the greatest...Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected...