Joan Rivers
I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
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Genius without education is like silver in the mine...Those who are free of resentful thoughts...I am a slow walker...The woods were a boon; all too often...A man with a silver spoon may get his share...Some people ask the secret of our long marriage...