Joan Rivers
I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
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If you wish to preserve your secret, wrap it up...Our ability to handle life's challenges is a measure...I do, indeed, close my door at times and surrender...For me, fitness is not just about hitting the gym...I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model...It's all storytelling, you know...