Joan Rivers
I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
More quotes and aphorisms
Once I will warn you, and then I will fire you!...I am my heart's undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve...Many people spend more time in planning the wedding...Love is friendship that has caught fire...Those who fear that we are losing our individualism...The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader...
