Joan Rivers
I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
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A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou...A beautiful woman delights the eye...The human race is a very, very magical race...Let us be grateful to people who make us happy...If I was influenced by anything, it was architecture...If you want to live a long life, focus on...