Emo Philips
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
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My marks were always bad, and I was a bad influence...The older you get, the farther from the camera...The genre of fantasy is about magic...Sports do not build character. They reveal it...I had rather be first in a village than second at Rome...All the money in the world can't buy you back...