Emo Philips
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
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Little things seem nothing, but they give peace...We have committed the Golden Rule to memory...I'm always thirsty when I wake up, so I guzzle...The snake kills by squeezing very slowly...You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep...Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee...