Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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You will always be lucky...The days are gone forever when our enemies...Life is supposed to be a series of peaks and valleys...I'd rather be a failure at something I love...I want to make things of quality. I'm a big believer...Some days, 24 hours is too much to stay...
