Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Plato is dear to me...All men are equal before fish...He that lives upon hope will die fasting...The opposite of anger is not calmness, its empathy...You only live once...The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows...
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