Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Then you shall judge yourself...So much is asked of parents, and so little is given...That's all I can stands...Every exit is an entry somewhere else...I used to make my grandparents pay a dollar...If you tremble with indignation at every injustice...
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