Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
More quotes and aphorisms
In the summer of 1776 our Founding Fathers sought...Believing in yourself and having confidence...I feel that the most rewarding thing I have ever done...A dream without ambition is like a car without gas...There is no instinct like that of the heart...Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source...
