Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him...Get outside. Watch the sunrise. Watch the sunset...Every day is a gift from God. Learn to focus...Well, we left last Saturday...There can be no happiness if the things we believe...I wanted to be an independent woman...
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