Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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At his best, man is the noblest of all animals...My education was dismal...Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people...He who rides the sea of the Nile must have sails...Find joy in everything you choose to do...People are going to come into your life...
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