Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
More quotes and aphorisms
For a long time, I thought it was all down to dedication...In charting our course to the future...It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you...A gentle word, a kind look, a good-natured smile...We all want peace. Unfortunately, there are times...You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist...