Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Weakness is what brings ignorance...He fashioned hell for the inquisitive...I don't think the American people want...All that I am, or hope to be...Let the fresh fruits and vegetables be your guide...Distrust of authority should be the first civic duty...
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