Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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It is the working man who is the happy man...Of all God's creatures...I have had a happy life and thank the Lord...People who really know me, know that I am not a bad...Every single minute matters, every single child...Everyone has their own way of expressing happiness...
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