Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor...A lot of people know that I danced, but I also sang...Laws are silent...I trust in nature for the stable laws of beauty...You may have to fight a battle more than once...Today, no leader can afford to be indifferent...