Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Without sharks, you take away the apex predator...If your company has a clean-desk policy...Distrust of authority should be the first civic duty...Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them...I have a strange combination of fearlessness...A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding...
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