Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Happiness is not something ready made...When I was able to go to school in my early years...You will reciprocally promise love...Fun is good...It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming...One part of wisdom is knowing what you don't need...