Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
More quotes and aphorisms
Don't quit. Never give up trying to build the world...Communication is a skill that you can learn...Growth is a stupid goal. So, by the way, is no-growth...What's great about this country is that...It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize...There are years that ask questions...
