Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
More quotes and aphorisms
There are many deaf people who couldn't imagine...At fifteen my heart was set on learning...It takes more than just a good looking body...To believe in love, to be ready to give up anything...It's in the difficult times that we're growing...Life without liberty is like a body without spirit...
