Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Sticking to your values, listening to your instincts...In almost every profession...I'm not patient at all. I avoid writer's block by writing...Don't work for recognition...It is the set of the sails, not the direction of the wind...Romance like a ghost escapes touching...