Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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I love making new friends and I respect people...I see Americans of every party...Disciplining yourself to do what you know is right...Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry...Health is relative. There is no such thing...I don't think you should spend your life praying...
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