Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Pursue some path, however narrow and crooked...In character, in manner, in style, in all things...Education is the key to success in life...Don't judge a book...If a man has not discovered something that he will...In winter, the stars seem to have rekindled their fires...
