Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
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I grew up in Brooklyn, and my parents were...I do not remember how it got into my head...I have fun like a child in the street...The human dilemma is that which arises...Know thy self, know thy enemy...A garden must combine the poetic and the mysterious...