Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
More quotes and aphorisms
I will see this game of life out to its bitter end...One man's gravy...I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping...It is very important to know who you are...Let the fresh fruits and vegetables be your guide...The world of reality has its limits...
