Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
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I am basically a religious man...It really is an honor if I can be inspirational...Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value...I've always fought as a heavyweight...I think that the Bible teaches that...I work hard, like I'm sure everyone else does...