Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
More quotes and aphorisms
Part of the job for me and others from El Paso...Nothing you wear is more important...Since the time of the witch burnings...Parents wonder why the streams are bitter...Confront them with annihilation...Nature never did betray the heart that loved her...
Loading ...