Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
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Diseases are the tax on pleasures...Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers...That a man be willing, when others are so too...Where is the Life we have lost in living?...Before you get a dog, you can't quite imagine...Never bend your head. Always hold it high...
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