Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
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Reviewing what you have learned...Congratulations. I knew the record would stand...A great man is the man who does something...The art of communication is the language of leadership...Religion fails if it cannot speak to men as they are...Nothing is softer or more flexible than water...
