Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
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Jealousy contains more of self-love than of love...We must learn to live together as brothers...The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie...There is a magnet in your heart that will attract...Eighty percent of all choices are based on fear...Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts...
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