Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
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Being an old maid is like death by drowning...You have to fight to reach your dream...I love every aspect of being a woman. I believe you...Forget it, Jake...Nothing I do is done by popular demand...I think, in any profession, what you fear most...
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