Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
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We've waged war on work...I went on inactive duty in August 1945...President Bush's emergency declaration...Everything I have in this world, I owe to the sport...We're just enthusiastic about what we do...There are two things a person should never be angry at...
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