Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
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The future starts today, not tomorrow...Propaganda must appeal to mankind's better judgment...I started my career with 'Refugee' in Bhuj...The Tinted Windows shows were very fun...If you fell down yesterday, stand up today...You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you...
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