Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
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I believe life is an intelligent thing...Your attitude, not your aptitude...I remember that — you know, I didn't receive...Our South Australian farmers left their holdings...I'm an actor. It's my job...Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic...
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