Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
More quotes and aphorisms
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed...There is no darkness but ignorance...Derivatives are financial weapons of mass destruction...Why do Greeks always open restaurants that fail?...Start every day off with a smile and get it over with...Life's too short to just breeze on by...